Category: SATIRE

EHARMONY SLOGAN “ARE YOU ON E?” PROVES MASSIVELY SUCCESSFUL
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] DATING SITE POPULAR BY SENIORS SUDDENLY FLOODED BY MILLENNIALS. EHarmony, the dating site marketed to seniors and […]
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DIMITRI VEGAS AND LIKE MIKE SELL THEIR HOMES TO BUY MORE IPADS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Now operating from the local homeless shelter, they’re leading their promo teams to secure another number one. As […]
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POLL: SANDERS 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO WIN DJ MAG TOP 100 THAN CLINTON
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] More often than not, crowds of 40,000+ cheer him on as he rages against the establishment. BERNIE SANDERS […]
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WOMEN ENRAGED AS DJ MAG CUTS TOP 100 POLL FOR COCK MEASURING COMPETITION
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “Those lads at DJ Mag are a bunch of cockbullies” As first reported by WUNDERGROUND, DJ Mag recently […]
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MAJOR FESTIVAL REMOVES DJ FROM LINE-UP AS HER LOGO IS NOT COOL ENOUGH
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] UPCOMING TECHNO DJ BARBARA BOULANGER TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION DISBELIEF struck the fan base of upcoming techno talent BARBARA […]
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BREAKING: DJ MAG TOP 100 TO DISQUALIFY DJS WHO STAND ON CDJS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] MANY SUPERSTAR DJS IN FEAR OF BEING DISQUALIFIED TOTAL SHOCK went through the entire industry today as […]
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WUNDERGROUND ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHES FACT BASED ARTICLE
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] EDITOR AT RISK OF BEING FIRED AFTER WRITING TRUTHFUL ARTICLE Just yesterday, WUNDERGROUND the wonderful EDM satire site […]
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BREAKING: DAVID GUETTA FALLS OFF STAGE TRYING TO CATCH POKÉMON
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] In a quirky attempt to catch it, he lost his balance and fell down 10 ft. to the […]
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TIESTO TIRED OF MONEY; AGREES TO DO GIGS FOR EXPOSURE ONLY
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Tiesto has informed management to only accept gigs for exposure TIESTO, one of dance music’s richest players shocked […]
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HARDWELL FREAKS OUT AFTER DISCOVERING DUST PARTICLE IN STUDIO
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Within seconds a panic attack unfolded and Hardwell was grasping for air Hardwell, one of EDM’s most […]
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TR 909 ANALOG DRUM MACHINE NOT ANALOG ENOUGH FOR ANALOG PURIST
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Vonpoopenbaum got a panic attack after he discovered not all sounds on the TR 909 were in fact […]
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BREAKING: STEVE AOKI SADDENED AFTER MISSING FROM EDM PIE CHART
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] SNUB HITS AOKI PLAIN IN THE FACE Friday, KL&M and partners, the global leader in financial data […]
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LOCAL DJ HUMBLED WITH 8PM SLOT AFTER SUPPORTING THE SCENE FOR 13 YEARS
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] At this point he was going out 6 times a week which nearly cost him his day job, […]
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MARSHMELLO DENIES JIMMY FALLON APPEARANCE AFRAID OF BEING ROASTED
[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] No one really believes Marshmello is in fact Tiesto. MARSHMELLO, the EDM phenomenon that stormed the festival scene […]
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